~Bode Johnson, Class of 2027

Traffic, traffic, traffic 

I hate traffic 

Do you hate traffic? 

Because traffic is… traffic!!!!!!

In traffic 
you sit 
in your seat
for hours

Days, months, year’s, and  even decades 

traffic can be caused by random things 
like old people! 
and ducks 
who in their right mind likes ducks?
there just chickens that swim

Do you still like traffic?

Oh I see how it is buddy 

Let me tell you more 

Traffic can be caused by a car crash 
sure you have to see if there ok 
but that does not mean you should be messing with your driving time 
it’s unacceptable 

Oh and your ears die 
Honk, Honk, Honk! 

Man 
I love trips 
but I also hate them 

The trip itself is fine 
but the car ride 
brutal

“It’s going to an hour Bode” 

But no! traffic sets us back 2 hours

2 hours down the drain 

2 whole hours—
that’s outrageous 

So that’s why I hate traffic